I know I’ve already delved deeply into the whole obscenely stupid contraception controversy the Republicans have inexplicably forced within the past couple of weeks, but  it is just so obscenely stupid. It is political nitro glycerine and it’s going to blow up in their faces in such a huge way that it may single-handedly be a quantum leap in the devolution of the GOP as it presently exists.

The demographics of the country  as a whole are changing and what we’re witnessing now from the right is a desperate and panicked attempt to cling to the power that white, Christian men believe they’re entitled to and were bequeathed by the all-powerful Founding Fathers. Yet the fact remains that that power is slipping away and will only continue to do so.

What is interesting, though, is that even with the lunatic fringe grabbing hold of the Republican party with both hands, it’s rare that the opportunistic power structure within the GOP picks a fight that tips its hand so completely that it becomes obvious to everyone just how radical the ass-backward thinking the modern conservative movement is.

Raising holy hell over whether women should have access to co-pay-free birth control is exactly that kind of issue. It’s a third rail they’re going to regret getting anywhere near because it’s forcing them to openly cop to being the dictatorial Neanderthals they are when it comes to their feelings about what rights women should and shouldn’t have.

Case in point, this doozy of a quote from Rick (The Frothy) Santorum’s Super PAC financier Foster Friess, offered up during an interview with Andrea Mitchell:

“This contraception thing, my gosh, it’s (so) inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they’d use Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”

I’ll give you a minute to read that again and pick your jaw up off the floor if you’d like.

Crazy old white guy Friess, rather than being the exception when it comes to this type of thinking, is actually pretty much on par with the rest of the Republican mindset at the moment. Over the past couple of days, this basic sentiment has been echoed by slut-shaming dogmatic blowhards like Rush Limbaugh, Darrell Issa and of course Rick Santorum.

These patriarchal assholes believe that birth control isn’t a necessity because, well, women shouldn’t be having sex anyway unless they’re married, trying to pump out more kids, or are spreading it for Newt Gingrich.  And in an irony so staggering that it almost causes your brain to short-circuit, these champions of “small-government” are willing to officially legislate the most personal decisions a woman makes: how she chooses to have sex, for what reason, and the outcome she hopes to achieve from it.

It’s hardly even necessary to say that this kind of horseshit explains why the right is always idealizing and romanticizing the bygone era of the 1950s, that sweet spot in our cultural history when white guys still walked the land as imperious titans and “gals” did what the hell they were told.