It seems like every time a self-described conservative Christian candidate rises to a position of prominence within the public consciousness these days, various articles start popping up illuminating the truly insane depths of his or her already questionable belief system.
While I do think that no one who chooses ridiculous superstition over logic and reason in any part of his or her life should be allowed near the White House, it’s a foregone conclusion that, in America, a profession of faith is a requirement for all political leaders in our current culture; you either make it clear that you believe in Jesus or you don’t stand a chance of ever becoming a political leader in the first place.
Now that campaign season is ramping up, we should all prepare for another offensive series of diversions from the real issues facing this country in order to test the purity of our candidates’ religious devotion — another CNN “Faith & Politics” forum, a command performance before Pastor Rick Warren or some other such horseshit.
It’ll be incumbent upon those of us who know that faith and/or prayer doesn’t constitute an effective plan of action to keep fighting back as best we can. The bottom line is that we’re once again faced with more than a couple of people vying for the highest office in the land who not only buy heavily into notions like magic, fairy tales, holy books, end times prophecies and various silly shibboleths, but who also believe that it’s their divinely commissioned obligation to make sure the rest of us submit to it too — whether we like it or not.
Screw that.
