Fappageddon

csn9k8kA quick word or two about the nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, and a number of other female celebrities now circulating online and the internet’s response to them.

So fucking what?

Breaking news everyone! Jennifer Lawrence has nipples! Really, what’s the difference between these celebrities’ breasts and any of the millions that come up when you type “boobs” into Google? It seems every few years another “scandal” hits: Some hacker obtains and releases private photos of a naked celebrity (or celebrities), and the citizens of the world go up in arms. As if Kate Upton’s breasts, unlike all the others in the world,  are made of pure sunshine that beams like the golden glow of Marcellus Wallace’s soul. No, they’re just breasts for fuck’s sake. Admittedly, Jennifer and Kate, as well as many of the others, are stunningly beautiful women, but it’s not like any of their tits are going to make you weep openly as if you had just seen the face of a god.

And while we’re on the subject, why does everyone react with anything approaching shock whenever one of the younger members of our society, especially the rich and powerful ones, goes off and does something as obscenely and wildly hedonistic as taking some nudies?

If I were rich and/or famous for whatever reason, there would be so many naked pictures of me floating around that people would actually be tired of seeing my cock. Partying naked in a Vegas hotel room with hot chicks? Fuck that. I’d be bungee jumping off the top of Stratosphere Casino naked while screwing a hooker on the way down. I’m an ass now and I’m not even rich, if I were I’d be fucking insufferable.

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Bill Nye The POTUS Guy?

In a recent episode of  renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson’s StarTalk Radio, a listener asked substitute host Bill why he doesn’t run for public office? Nye then “announced” his intent to run along with Tyson and  discussed potential cabinet positions in the Nye/Tyson White House with guest hosts comedian Eugene Mirman and former NASA astronaut Mike Massimino,

Nye’s response was a joke unfortunately, it’s doubtful that there’s really a “Secretary Of Court Jesting” position (although that would be kind of awesome) to hand out to someone’s friends, but it makes you wonder what it would be like to have these two brilliant men as leaders of the Free World. Plus, it begs the question of why don’t more people from hard science and engineering backgrounds run for public office? Why do we keep electing business people and lawyers?

Slap your eyeballs on the video clip.

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